idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my vagina

you need an award right now

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hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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Timestamp: 1397949615

hullodearie:

Fake Pockets: A How To

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sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

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Timestamp: 1397949558

sharkchunks:

hellsquidsintl:

There was, of course, an increase in heart attacks and traffic accidents as people panicked trying to escape the ghost deer.

A significant decline in dementors as well.

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thats-so-raven:

omg look what I found on google maps

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Timestamp: 1397777356

thats-so-raven:

omg look what I found on google maps

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katkinkat:

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

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moochingwarwidows:

" I never brushed my hair very much. I actually fucking hated it. I had parents that always tried to control me. In fact, everyone’s  fucking accused me of never being feminine enough. It was always this weird thing where people would just come up to me and would be like, Hey Kristen, why do you dress like a boy?Hey fuckhead, why  don’t  I do something because I just fucking want to? I still like wearing dolly dresses and I can be a girly girl, but I can also be a fucking punk and people shouldn’t  have a problem with that"- kristen pfaff, 1994 

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Timestamp: 1397777095

moochingwarwidows:

" I never brushed my hair very much. I actually fucking hated it. I had parents that always tried to control me. In fact, everyone’s  fucking accused me of never being feminine enough. It was always this weird thing where people would just come up to me and would be like, Hey Kristen, why do you dress like a boy?Hey fuckhead, why  don’t  I do something because I just fucking want to? I still like wearing dolly dresses and I can be a girly girl, but I can also be a fucking punk and people shouldn’t  have a problem with that"- kristen pfaff, 1994 

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