officialfrenchtoast:

me: *yawns*

someone: are you crying?

me: no

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

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a-dur:

onefitmodel:

realising that we’re almost halfway through the year 2013 and i have literally achieved nothing 

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realising that you’re reading this almost halfway through 2014 and still haven’t achieved anything

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(via catrioska)

tats-maslany:

I got that comic con, comic con sadness

(via daenerystornborn)

"I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show"

Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

(Source: andisaysthings, via bloodrageofcrimsonred)

loltias:

Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their lifeimage

(via iwantyoudancing)

requirenothing:

One of my friends likes FIDLAR a lot, so he told me to listen to Max Can’t Surf.

(via wreckonor)

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via wearentinthecrowd)

averagefairy:

what even is the 50 shades movie gonna be just like a theatre full of 40 yr old women eating popcorn and gasping and clutching their chests throughout 2 hours of softcore porn???????? please no

(via daenerystornborn)

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

Trying to Carry Groceries In One Trip.

(Source: thefuuuucomics, via death-by-lulz)

(Source: hypehope, via photolifenatur)

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

(via iwantyoudancing)